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Nice to know most of our wives are dirtier than we are.

Smut lovers.

Eminem looks like shit.

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If I wanted to be abused this much by a black man I’d just go see the latest Eddie Murphy movie.

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Coming to every trailer park near you.

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A boat named Cancer.

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I’m more impressed by his ability to pull off a Cosby sweater in the Old Country.

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See Mommy, the Facebooks is harmless.

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I try to pass out free candy to hot girls at the mall every weekend and all I get is kicked out by that fat sonuvabitch Security Guard Randall.

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I think this is really happening to Betty White. By my calculations she’s 162 years old.

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